SANTA For POTUS
Santa Claus recently announced his candidacy for President of the United States. He has been the leader of the largest non-profit in the world, distributing millions of toys to the deserving each year making him an ideal candidate for POTUS. He maintains a boisterous and joyful workforce, while successfully driving manufacturing at the North Pole to bring toys to children all over the world. He created a stimulated economy where jobs held strong and maintained a healthy budget. As President of the United States, he promises to make America jolly again. For more information, go to www.SantaForPOTUS.com or visit https://www.facebook.com/SantaforPOTUS or https://twitter.com/SantaforPOTUS.